The unfortunate thing is... I had to eat with my boss. YAY!
But there was ONE productive part to the 2 hour lunch conversation... ok maybe two good parts:
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It all comes back to the Christmas in her childhood when all the girls got cowgirl costumes. The skirt and vest had fringe and that must have been the best gift she ever got.
Unfortunately, she relives it over and over and over again.